JOKE OF THE DAY: Mr. Johnson got on his flight to New York and walked toward the aisle seat he had reserved.

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During the flight, the woman revealed her quirky mindset. When the plane hit a little turbulence, she insisted that the middle seat was “twice as risky” since it was in the center of the row and the plane.

Prepared for any emergency, she pulled items from her bag—including her own personal life jacket. When another passenger pointed out that the plane already provided jackets, she gasped. “Are you saying these are SHARED jackets? No way. This one is mine.” She repeated her favorite line: “I’m blonde, I’m smart, and I don’t share floating devices with strangers.”

The Unexpected Ending

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