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The “Circadian Rhythm” of the South San Francisco neighborhood was shattered in the early afternoon when a disagreement between Montana and a neighbor reached a critical “Sodium Spike.” According to authorities with the South San Francisco Police Department, the initial friction involved the trimming of trees along a property line—the kind of “Invisible River” of suburban tension that usually resolves with a conversation or a civil citation. However, the situation underwent a rapid and catastrophic “Systemic Inflammation.” Police reports indicate that Montana brandished a weapon toward his neighbor, prompting an emergency call that brought a heavy tactical presence to the scene.
