SOTD – When Husbands Get Too Clever!

The husband had been feeling bold that evening. Not charming-bold or thoughtful-bold—just the kind of confidence that sneaks up on a man who forgets, briefly, who he married.

They were folding laundry in the living room, the television humming in the background, when he glanced over and smirked.

“You know,” he said casually, like he was offering helpful advice, “maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.”

His wife didn’t look up.

“Might take a few inches off your backside,” he added, clearly pleased with himself.

The room went quiet.