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I discovered this hidden in a crack in my sofa… please don’t tell me these are bed bugs.

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Sometimes uncertainty is healthier than confirmation.

Because once the possibility of bed bugs enters your mind, you never fully recover. You start inspecting hotel mattresses automatically. You avoid placing luggage on floors. You side-eye upholstered furniture in waiting rooms like it personally betrayed you.

You become vigilant.

Changed.

A survivor of psychological warfare conducted entirely by tiny hypothetical insects.

But at least my sofa is cleaner now.

 

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