SAD NEW last night! At the stroke of midnight, Harry and Meghan suddenly went LIVE from the U.S. to deliver a SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT: ‘It is with deepest sorrow that we must inform you…’” READ MORE BELOW 👇👇

Prince William is reportedly panicking, demanding that his K-Pop group, “Regal Rhythm,” record a diss track in response, potentially titled “Your Beans Are Bitter.”

@RoyalTeaSpiller: “They’re literally using coffee to buy a country. You have to admire the sheer audacity. They are living the American dream, just slightly more sovereignly.”