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STOP THE PRESSES, DROP YOUR SUADERO TACO, AND HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS BECAUSE WHAT WE’RE ABOUT TO TELL YOU WILL CHILL YOUR BLOOD AND MAKE YOU SEE THE BATHROOM IN A WHOLE NEW EYE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, YOU GOSSIPING, MORBID PEOPLE, IT’S THE SILENT APOCALYPSE THAT JUST HIT US WHERE IT HURTS MOST: IN OUR OWN MACHINE, IN OUR BODIES!
It probably happened to you this morning too. You were there, lounging on your couch, scrolling through Facebook or TikTok to unwind from the stress of work or the infernal traffic, or maybe complaining about the sweltering heat or how your paycheck isn’t stretching far enough. And suddenly… BAM!
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