Tragedy strikes son. He ends up with his entire family in the community…See more

We, here at your trusted portal, those of us who aren’t afraid of the devil or information overload (and who, let’s be honest, are pretty gossipy about health), DID take the plunge. We swallowed the lump in our throats, got our bread ready for the shock (or a double shot of tequila for courage), and risked facing the harsh reality head-on. Go for it, man! What we found behind that link has us with our jaws on the floor and our souls hanging by a thread, my friends! This is more intense than a Netflix narco-series in prime time, but the victim is YOU… your peace of mind!

[URGENT REPORT / FROM THE EPICENTER OF KIDNEY FAILURE AND BINATIONAL DIGITAL RIDICULOUSNESS]

What’s up, my dear Chilanga, Norteña, Costeña, Tapatía and all of this magical, surreal and sometimes painfully violent but also absurdly crazy Mexico with our own bodies!

Prepare yourselves for the truth behind the most shocking clickbait of the year, a truth that is neither a rumor nor fake news invented by some Twitter bot to sell us cryptocurrencies. The full phrase, the one that almost made you call your mom sobbing uncontrollably, thinking you’d already earned a one-way ticket to Mictlán or that Sodom and Gomorrah were child’s play compared to this, is this nuclear bombshell of biological betrayal and crossfire that shook the very foundations of binational medical common sense:

“MEXICO IN MOURNING AND HUNGRY FOR GOSSIP! NEW STUDY SHAKES THE COUNTRY! THEY CONFIRM THAT THE REAL RISK BEHIND ‘They found him and tried to rescue him but this…’ IS NOT THAT YOU’RE BREAKING WATER, BUT THAT YOUR KIDNEYS ARE LEAKING PROTEIN LIKE AN OVERTURNED TRUCK ON THE HIGHWAY! SOLDIERS ARE FIGHTING TO THE LAST BULLET AGAINST SILENT KIDNEY FAILURE AND REPORT A BINATIONAL MASSACRE!”